I'm baaaaaaack!!!!

OMG! What has happened in the last year and a half?

Here's the cliff notes version in pictures.

I did a Sprint Tri with a pool swim.

I did a Color Run. 

I did a Tri with an Open Water Swim.

I made a TV Show!

I went back to Maine and did the Olympic distance. 

I won the Athena division at Playa Del Rey
I suspect it's because no women in LA would admit they weighed over 150 lbs. 

I did a plank challenge. 

I did the LA Triathlon and my brother brought Abbey out to cheer me on the bike course. 

I did a Ragnar Trail Relay.

I did my second Olympic distance. 

Coach Jen came to LA. We ran the Surf City half marathon, we swam with Nina and we danced to the oldies with none other than Richard Simmons. 

I turned 50! 

I gave myself bike camp as a birthday present. 

I froze my butt off in KY in the Polar Vortex. 

I talked Dave (aka Significant Other) into his first triathlon.

I took friends (Carrie and Sheila) to Knoxville. We met up with Coach Jen and rocked the Glow, helped the kids and I scored some very happy bling! 

We celebrated Dave's birthday then ran a Quarter Marathon the next day hung over.  

We rolled for our heroes.

We went to the county fair. 

I went to the Miss KY pageant. 

I rolled in mud with the Marines at Camp Pendleton. 

I drove a tractor. 

We wrapped the show and left KY. 

I got to fly in an old WWII bomber. 

I went back to Maine and brought friends!

I got passed by an 80 yr old lady on the run at the Oakland Tri. 

But I still finished. 

And I won the Ahtena division at Rev3 Poconox.

I could have trained more. Well, I could have trained some but still, I got them done. 

Poconos race report to come. 

That's all she wrote. Now you're caught up on my life. 

Week 4: Rockstar Motivation

It's definitely a bad sign when I don't have time to post my weekly recap. I did, however, get most of my workouts in. While the rest of the country was freezing their asses off, temperatures here reached 80 degrees on Friday and Saturday. Add to that the fact I saw a killer concert from a VIP table in the "suites" at the Staples Center and my honey was here visiting, I had a pretty darn good week.

	What I was supposed to do:		What I did:
	Monday Rest Day		I really wanted to swim on Monday but I was so tired. My pool is open for lap swimming from 6:00 am until 2:00 pm and every hour I said to myself I'd go the next hour. Like an exercise snooze button, I did this until the pool closed. When it opened up again in the evening I was definitely out for the count. Ultimately I did what I was allowed to do and rested.
	Tuesday Swim		Bright and early I went to the pool for SCAQ's 90 minute Beginner Triathlon workout. Beginner my ass! It was a 90 minute endurance swim. Clearly out of my league, I moved into the slow lane to practice my stroke with the "Dave's Drills" video Jen had sent me. It was 6:00 am and 43 degrees. Too fucking early and too fucking cold, even for Southern California.
	Wednesday Run		My ankle has been bothering me and is visibly swollen. I had a doctor's appointment Thursday so I decided to swap my run until I got it looked at. My ankle the night before the Surf City Half Marathon I went back to the pool Wednesday evening to the SCAQ swim clinic with Clay Evans again. He wanted to work on extending my stroke and taking less of them across the pool. I went right to Dave's "slow arm recovery with hesitation" and voila! I cut strokes from 22 to 10 (although I think ideally I'll end up around 14)
	Thursday Bike - Trainer only		This was my first workout that seemed like a chore. I don't love the trainer. It's freaking boring! Jen suggests watching a movie. I'm looking forward to the new season of Game of Thrones.  That's when I'll look forward to trainer sessions.
	Friday Endurance Swim		It was 80 degrees out!!! Sara, her husband Tim and I jumped on the bike path and headed for the beach. I rode the old beater again (I need to come up with a good name for her) in high gear. It's a real quad burner. Sara brought watermelon for the halfway point. My favorite bike jersey shrank! Now I need to so it fits better.  Swim was on the plan so at 6:00 pm I went back to the pool. It was still 77 degrees out! Last Wednesday it was taking  2:20+/100 but changing my stroke and learning to kick without  bending my knees got my average time per 100 down. I really need to work on the core exercises Jen sent me. It's definitely my weak spot in swimming.
	Saturday Long Bike w/hills		I was bad on Saturday and skipped my workout. Dave was coming in and I wanted to tidy up before he got here. Jen will be happy to hear that I found the heart rate monitor strap for my Garmin exactly the same time Dave arrived with his. Now I have 2 and no excuse to not have one at the ready. Hanging in the VIP suite at the Pink concert.  That night my friend Penny (hot chick in pink wig above) hooked us up with a table in the Staples Center suites to see Pink. It was AWESOME! Also, I only had one drink. Yay me!
	Sunday Long Run w/Drill Work		Dave had a conference call in the morning so I got up and took to the streets. The doc's diagnosis of my ankle was inconclusive. An xray showed no fracture and since it doesn't really hurt she said I could either get an MRI (the price of a car) or keep an eye on it and take it easy. Basically she said don't run on it if it hurts. It's more of a twinge than pain. I went out for a slow hour run. Then we went to the beach to watch Sara play volleyball, people watch and pet snakes. Lot's of people showing off at the beach. For 25¢ you can pet a python. Then we went back home and jumped on our bikes and headed back to the beach. I saw the position of the sun when we got there I was a little worried whether we'd make it home in time but we did. Just barely. 7 miles back to the car and no lights on our bikes.

Even though I basically put the hours in I might not have effectively got my training in. Coach Jen explained that there's a fine balance to building fitness. Workout levels and order are as important as getting the workouts in. Now that I have a heart rate strap I can really start working on it properly (provided I can figure out how to get it to connect to my Garmin).

I'll leave you with a badass example of my Grandmother's favorite piece of advice. When I'd get down about something she used to always tell me to "Accentuate the positive." Looking on the bright side is often hard to do in this complicated world. Along with most of those I care about, I'm extremely stressed and buried in work lately. The few days off I took while Dave was here put me way behind. But, I'm focusing on the great things and soldering forward.

A couple years back Pink and her husband separated. Even in despair, with her life falling apart, she looked on the bright side and wrote one of my favorite running songs. What's more badass than singing your revenge every night while flying over 20,000 people!?!

Her bright side?

So What, I'm still a rock star! 

I'm happy to report that they have since reconciled and she continues to write awesome angsty running songs about their tumultuous relationship.

10 Things I Should Know

As I've begun training and reading Tri blogs and magazines I've seen and heard a lot of things and I have no clue what they mean. I asked the swim coach the other night what he meant by negative splits and he laughed at me. So, instead of spending a day Googling I thought I'd throw the questions out to my Tri Buddies.

1. What does "Masters Swimming" mean? I just joined SCAQ which is the largest Masters swimming program in the US but if there's one thing I know for sure, I'm no master at swimming.

2. What do you do to get rid of that itchy chlorine feeling? (Okay, I realize this isn't a Tri term but this blog is taking a lot longer to write because I keep scratching.)

3. While I'm asking for advice does anyone know of an anti-fog solution that actually works?

4. What are the purpose of Tri bars and do I need them?

5. What are Pirate Ships!?!

6. What's an Anaerobic Threshold?

7. Who's Fred?

8. Who's Mary?

9. Where does the term "Brick" come from? (I do know what it means :-)

10. And finally, for the love of Pete, WTF are cheese curds?

Randomly:

As of this morning there are 77 days left until the Olympic Rev3 in Knoxville. Right now the plan is to just finish. Even if I'm twice as slow as the slowest person doing the Half Rev I should be okay. Rev3 puts on quite a party for the last finishers. So far I have not come in DFL but I definitely am a BOP(er). Two terms I'm very familiar with.

Also, I've been feeling really short of breath lately so I went to the doctor and she diagnosed me with adult onset asthma. I guess it's one of the disadvantages of growing up in the 70s in Los Angeles. This little puppy cost me $180 AFTER my insurance paid for part of it!

Week 3: I'm Out of Shape!

Last week was a disaster so I really needed a win this week. I was back home but Jennifer was in town for the premier of our documentary and the week was packed with events and meetings. Coach Jen from Trilogy Multisport Training sent me a plan and I was pretty sure I could fit everything in with a little shuffling. Here's how things panned out:

	What I was supposed to do:		What I did:
	Monday Rest Day		Yay! I did what I was supposed to do.
	Tuesday Easy Run		This was our craziest day but I did it. I got up at 5:30 did my emails and got out for my run. I was back home and made coffee and oatmeal for everyone before they even woke up. Win!
	Wednesday Swim		Coach Jen had 1150 yards planned in the form of drills and kicking practice. I think I covered that distance but more importantly I learned that I REALLY need to focus on swimming. So much so that Wednesday got its own blog entry.
	Thursday Brick Day :30-45 min bike :15 run + Core		My friend Sara and I took Jennifer on a bike ride. She hadn't been on a bike since riding her "Pink Thunder Huffy" so Sara loaned her a hybrid and we headed toward the beach on the path along the beautiful LA river. I broke out my old rusty Gary Fisher for the ride and kept it on (low gear? high gear? which is harder? do I even need to know?) for a better workout. We did a slow 10 mile ride in about an hour. The terrain is flat and "rolling" with a few small hills. I almost didn't make it up the last one but I kept her in (high gear?) We were just about to do a little run when the office called and reminded me we had a meeting. Sara and Jennifer biking along the beautiful LA river.
	Friday Swim 1400 Hill Run/Walk		It rained on Friday. What, you say? Rain in LA? Yes, we got one of the 5 days a year of rain today. The plan was to hike Temescal Canyon then go back to swim class at night but instead we went to a Bikram yoga class and got our sweat on. Jennifer is going to kill me for posting this.
	Saturday Long Bike :90		I got up early to take Jennifer to the airport and fortunately her flight was fine despite the blizzard that had hit the east coast Friday. Then I went to Griffith Park to do the Zoo Loop twice. Last time it took 46 minutes to do so I figured twice would be about right. I didn't look down at my watch until I was a couple miles into the 2nd loop and it was 43 mins in but I slowed down a bit the second time I climbed the hill. I finished the 2nd loop just shy of 90 minutes, threw my bike on the roof of my car, threw on my running shoes and did my 15 minute run to complete the brick I couldn't finish Thursday. HOLY SHIT! It's really hard to run after biking. I guess that's why people brick train. I forced myself to run. I'm sure I can walk faster than I "ran" but I did the motion.
	Sunday Long Run		It was cold when I woke up and I really wanted to stay in bed but I had a 10k on the books and a long run on the plan. It was a slow, painful 6.2 miles. I was sore and now I'm REALLY sore. Does this medal make my boobs look big? Sara plays volleyball a few days a week and I said I'd go watch her play after the race. I haven't played for a few years and somehow I got talked into hitting the ball around then playing a game. I forgot how much fun it was! I served our way to victory. We kicked that 6 year old's ass!

I am completely busted right now. I need to figure out how to download my Garmin workouts so I can send them to Coach Jen and I need to find my heart rate strap because the new Garmin didn't come with one.

In addition to the fact that I suck at swimming I learned two other things this week:

I am out of shape.

Triathlons are hard.

That's all for now.

Check out Jennifer's blog about the week including her first foray into editing.

Also, check out our movie Happy on the Ground: 8 Days at GRAMMY Camp. It's on iTunes and Amazon. And please like our facebook page.

Here's the trailer:

Swimming: aka My Fat Ass pt. 2

Since doing my first baby Tri last summer I've known swimming is going to be my issue.

With Karen and Sara after finishing our iTryathlon.

I'm not a very good swimmer. Quite frankly I suck. I decided to start tri training towards the end of the season and even in Los Angeles the swimming training slows down. When I got back from shooting Jen Small and friends doing the Rev3 Maine in August I was determined. It was SO beautiful and that group of goofballs are my kind of peeps (video to come next week). I took an Open Water 101 clinic with the LA TriClub when I got home and almost died. Then I hired one of the coaches who kept me from drowning to take me out during our October Indian summer so I wouldn't head into winter discouraged. My stroke sucked less than my kick and since we didn't have much time to work on my technique he basically just told me not to kick. I've "dropped in" at a local pool a few times to swim laps on my own but not until the last couple of weeks have I realized I'm going to REALLY need to learn how to swim if I'm going to make it in Knoxville (let alone Maine). A couple weeks ago I dropped in on a Tower 26 pool workout and got my ass handed to me on a platter. The coach was surprised I didn't bail. Literally, he looked at me at the end of the session and said, "Wow, you hung in there Angela." I've heard that a lot during my lifetime. I have no shame and I'll soldier through. If nothing else, I've got heart. 

Since Jennifer was here working this week (and heading home to a blizzard) I though it would be fun if she got a swim and bike in. Sara has been recommending the Southern California Aquatics swim club and they offer a free workout so Jen and I signed up. Once again I was reminded how lucky I am to live in Southern California where the triathlon training resources and INSANE! Our coach was two time Olympic medalist Clay Evans. Make sure to follow Jennifer's blog for more on that.

The verdict was this: I swim with my head too far down, my stroke is inefficient and I kick with my knees and not my hips which propels me nowhere. Basically I'm doing it all wrong. He gave me fins for now so we can work on my kick after we get the other stuff straightened out. Last night he texted me this video and I definitely see a big butt theme starting with this blog. Also, how bad a swimmer I am is scary. I think it's obvious that my friend and nemesis Scott will definitely be kicking my ass in Knoxville. I'm okay with that. Just as long as he doesn't have to pull me out of the river. That's Matty O's job. 

Here's the awful proof of my non-swimming skills:

And here's my goal:

I want to be able to take advantage of these awesome beach workouts when they start up again in May. The requirements are you have to be able to swim 1,000 meters without stopping and you have to be able to do 2:30/100 speed. I don't even know what that last part means but I'm going to find out Monday when I go back to the pool. I joined SCAQ this morning.



Because:

In a moment of insanity I registered for the Maine Half Rev in August. 70.3 FREAKING MILES! I just calculated how long it would take me to finish with my current swim, bike and run times (not taking combining them into consideration) and it's over 9 hours!

I blame those Abekat Anarchists and now I'm fucked.

Challenge accepted.

Sleeping Around

Of all the fun things that come along with starting a blog...

Talking about yourself, thinking about yourself, writing about yourself.... 

I've realized that taking stock of habits, both good and bad is one of the best benefits. Since the goal of a blog is to document progress you make in the chosen topic I have begun making the list of areas in my life that need improvement. 

At the top of that list may be sleep. I am not a good sleeper. I often go to sleep too late and more often wake up in the middle of the night. I'll lay there for a few minutes then inevitably either get up or turn on the TV. The upside has been seeing shows like Homeland and Game of Thrones but in hind sight sleep is probably more necessary for a woman of my age. 

An iPhone is a dangerous toy at 3:00 am

Since my boyfriend, Dave, moved up north two years ago it's gotten worse. When he lived here in LA I could count on 4 or 5 decent nights of sleep a week.

It all became clear to me this week after spending a couple weeks sleeping around. 

Last week I was in Kentucky and shared a bedroom with my friend and fellow producer Kiana. I woke up a couple times but not having many options I lay there until I eventually fell back to sleep. As soon as I got home Jennifer showed up and since Dan is in the guest room she has to stay with me in my room. 

Nighty nite time with Jen

I woke up yesterday (after going back to sleep for a couple hours) and realized the key to a good night's sleep for me is a sleeping bed fellow. So I'd like to thank my sleeping companions for helping me get a few nights good sleep. Apparently I like to take pictures of everyone I sleep with because I found pics of everyone but Kiana in bed. 

Sara's Kindle technique is a good one for sleepless nights.

Watching scary movies before bed isn't the best plan. Penny and I needed Abbey to protect us for our
Walking Dead marathon. 

Dave chillin' like a villain. 

But Kiana did take a picture of me.

Anyone have a cure for insomnia other than drugs I'd like to hear it. 

Otherwise there will be more 3:00 am Photo Booth pics like this:

Week 2: FAIL!

Okay, here we go.
Accountability week 2.

	What I was supposed to do:		What I did:
	Monday Rest Day		Yay! I did what I was supposed to do.
	Tuesday Easy Jog		Truthfully I didn't really rest on Monday. I flew to Kentucky to begin shooting our first TV pilot. We woke at 7:00 each morning and shot until around 5:30 pm, went back to our host/stars' house and downloaded footage. Had dinner with Gwen and Tommy (Gwen cooked us dinner EVERY NIGHT!) and then went back upstairs and worked until about 1:00 am.
	Wednesday Bike - 45 minutes		Another long day of shooting. I got interviewed by the local paper and the reporter posted a nice pic of my big ass but all in all it was pretty exciting. In the afternoon we shot them loading up the trucks for TN. In hindsight I could have helped for a little cardio. While Tuesday at least entailed running around the compound with the camera, Wednesday included a lot of time with the camera locked down on a tripod. The best shot from my self portrait session while filming the trucks being loaded.
	Thursday Rest Day		I sprinted to Kiana to change the aperture on the camera she was manning then I ran back down the street and up a hill to hide behind a sign to shoot the trucks rolling out. And I was supposed to rest today. Bonus points!
	Friday Easy Swim Endurance Based		I spent 2 hours on a time lapse shot of clouds rolling past the TN RockyTop store. It was 21 degrees outside. You burn more calories in the cold, right? Then we flew home.
	Saturday Easy Jog		I got home at 1:00 am and printed cards out until 3:00 am. I slept from 3:00 to 7:00 then punched holes in the cards and tied them to 170 DVDs with elastic silver cord. I delivered them 12 minutes late to the company that's putting the gift bags together for the GRAMMY Nominees. Jennifer landed and we had a quick business lunch then motored out to Huntington Beach to the race expo to get our bibs for Sunday. My one man assembly line.
	Sunday Race Day!		I "ran" the Surf City Half Marathon. I haven't done a real long run since September so needless to say I was woefully under- trained. I wore my GoPro camera but am still having battery issues. I think I'll try to do my race recap as a video. Abbey and I lounging post run with our surfboard bling.

I really really need some exercises I can do anytime, anywhere. Like even if I'm in a jail cell. Although hopefully I'll never be in a jail cell.

I have exactly 90 days until the Knoxville triathlon. Gak!